Happy BDay to me-It doesnt feel like my Bday tho?!

So yes today is officially my birthday, but I have to admit it hasn't sunk in yet, maybe because I am in NYC and working it feels different. been getting tons of well wishes from my friends via, phone calls, texts, and Facebook, but none in person, YET! My Bday dinner is tonight and there should be a god turn out of close friends so I'm very excited. I miss my family and CA friends tho and wish I could go there for a BDay celebration as well. I'm opening an account called "30Bday" where I will be putting away $$ every paycheck for the BIG which I assure you WILL take place in CA! Hope my Bday wish comes true!

Tnx Alice

It seems shes my only reader since shes the only one that comments!

The Moving Maylay...

SO once again I am moving. That makes it the 3 time in less than a year. I lived a year and 3 months in South Beach in my own place, than I moved for like 1 month or 2 at Ana's, THAN I went to Ft Lauderdale and moved in with "The Buddies" lasted there 2 or 3 months than moved into my current place with Booger going on 5 months! INSANE! Well I don't care about the cost but I MUST and WILL live alone. I have some options. I was going to move into a small studio w no frills, BUT come to find that right now the nicer hi rise buildings along the bay OR the ocean are 200-300 MORE BUT, they include utilities, gym, pool, spas, valet I mean MAJOR amenities. So at the end of the day a 1000 studio after getting my own cable/Internet ($+100), Utilities ($+60) and gym member ship ($+80) it ends up being the same amount. Details to come! I'm really excited about this time around!

Do you remember this? I made the comment "It makes my mouth water" and no one in FL knew what I was talking about. I'm not nuts right?

Bea Arthur & My Bday

So I am truly sorry for the loss of Bea Arthur. I LOVE the Golden Girls more than you can imagine. Even as a young kid I got a kick out of watching these old ladies live it up in Miami. I was sad when Estelle Getty passed, and now with Bea, even more so, I think what makes it harder is that they are older and its only a matter of time before the other ladies pass (I swear Betty White better me last). ON the subject of aging I'm going to be a year older next week, I am NOT happy about it. I will be 29 ONE YEAR away from 30! In college 30 was the magic number, when the career would be had, the fortune would be flowing and I would be living the life I want, well I cant super complain but I'm not where I want to be and its scary. Today we went to brunch at the fun drag queen cabaret, 17 of my friend showed up several driving a good 30 miles. I am so thankful and will NOT forget this kind act.

housing drama

what to do? I want to live the hi life! more to come

KFC Chicken Grilled?

NO! they need to stick to the orinial recipe that made them big, my tummy hurts now!

SaturDAY

I woke up a lil icky, not sure why becasue I got good sleep and ate before going to bed? Yes I'm drinking again, nothing major mind you but we did go clubbing and what not. So I look out my window and notcie something dark in the pool, I go outside and its our patio chair. I have to admit I think someone threw it in, becasue it hasnt been that windy and it was in the middle of the pool. should I be scared?

I got some Chongas kicked out of a movie!

Chonga(noun): a hoodrat from FL, Miami area specific.
So I went to see "17 Again" last night here in South Beach when this gaggle of girls tornado ed into the theatre. Armed with snacks they continued to be making loud unnecessary noise. These bitches had to be about 14-15 years old dressed like tramps. I swear if have a daughter there is no way that I would let her go to the movies with her friends at that age. Ugh let me go on more about ghetto people bc they are my favorite subject from afar. I mean what kind of parents don't teach their kids to behave in public? these girls were so loud and they were sitting on the LAST row. we could still hear them and everyone around was so annoyed. So right before the movie started me and this other mom and daughter combo went to complain. the usher kids came told them to hush and the girls said something like "cool man, you're cool we will" Than some other usher kids came (a relative I gather) trying to tell them to cool it. Well the movie began and just as Zac Efron was getting his mojo on, these bitches start to "fight" and everyone turns around to see them throw popcorn at each other and pull their Forever 21 tank tops. THAT'S IT! I went out got the same usher who was texting and told him to do something, and he stood there like "what are they doing?" I was like "excuse me? they are being disruptive tell them something or I'm asking for the GM!" I throw out some names bc hello I work w ALL the theaters in this part of the country (a lil douche I know) but it worked bc the usher came with 2 other managers in suits (that's how you know they are higher up). well these hoes had moved from the LAST row to the FRONT, while I was out, but the best part was when the other movie goers saw the managers EVERYONE pointed in the dark to the front row so they would know where to go, they yanked those little hoes back to the street corners where they belonged. PS the movie was really good!

All about the Brits!

No silly not the British, Britney Spears! So I came across this posting from my FAV blog D-Listed and its where at the most recent concert a piece of Britney's weave came off, I guess its not that impossible considering shes changing costumes and moving around. Ha ha I was driving into some parking lot in Fort Lauderdale and one the pavement was a black & red weave/wig sprawled out. oh if that cheap hairpiece could talk! In college I wanted to get corn rolls (DON'T ASK WHY), and I had this girl come to my room with fake hair that I bought at the hair shop to tie into my head. He did about a roll or two until I noticed that it pulled the hair back so far it looked like I was balding on my sides, NOT a good look. Also there was this adorable picture of Britney's sons not sure which one, but hes doing a Tyra worthy pose! This isn't gay at all but SUPER cute. I want my kids to pose like that for EVERYTHING. School pics, baseball team pictures, Christmas cards. I want hip and angles with smiles in the eyes!

The Office Bathroom Bomber!

Ok so this is an odd story not sure if anyone can relate, but you know you work in a professional environment with other "business" folks right. OK fair enough, keep that in mind. So a few months back our offices went green with the urinals and installed this piss pots that don't flush with water, so you basically pee in a basin and it goes down the pipe. Sounds great except our bathroom smell of piss, that water is needed to push it further! I mean its BAD. well to make matters worse there is someone in the office (male) that uses the toilet and then throws PAPER towels in it. I know this bc I will go in their to wash my hands and see this. I'm like "in what country do folks put thick paper towels that you grab from outside the stall into the crapper vs the toilet paper made available to you to the right?" insane right? Well the bathroom bomber struck again this time dumping something neon yellow and thick into the urinal, remember the ones with NO water, so there the mystery gunk is, (it looks like barf). Ugh so gross. So for all those folks who have employees who steal their lunch be greatful this is far worse!

I will blog more

hey folks if you read this let me know, I'm a little bit of an attention whore and I start thinking I'm typing this alone for no readers I will stop, this ain't no Anne Frank shit, it is not my secret diary, this is a forum of me to voice my one sided opinions and get feedback, I would like to share a little story that entertained me on my commute to work, When I was in the 4th grade we had to stand in front of the class and do a "current event" report like every week or so. It consisted of us clipping some newspaper article than reading talking about it (lame damn you public schools). anyways as you can imagine most everyone brought in the same clip because most parents would be watchful and would NOT allow their kids to bring clippings about murders or the economy (4th grade remember!?) so it was always something like an earthquake or a hurricanes. Well my folks worked and I did well in school so they left well enough alone. I would bring my reports from STAR magazine and I remember doing a current event on how Gary Coleman tried to run over his mother with a car for stealing his money. I was a hit, because Arnold Drummin was was cooler than any fucking Hurricane, take that IKE!

4 u Rachel

I have never eaten this but am now extremly curiosu, does the Olive Garden serve this?

Easter Sunday

what is everyone doing? I have no plans so I think I may buy a ham and eat it!

sORRY

if anyone reads this sorry for not writing I've been busy, doing nothing special but still its something. The past 2 days I have laid by the pool and gone swimming. I am not drinking so I find that there are alot less options for me. I mean I don't feel like going to a bar or a club you know. I will not drink until 4/25 when I celebrate my bday here in FL, than of course when I get to NYC for my real B day! what else what else...OMG so I came across this story with some stupid lady in Berlin jumped into the Polar Bear exhibit and was swimming towards them and than they decided to take bits out of her ass. No one knows why she jumped in but she lived HOW dumb!

UGH

Im crashing so tired and still have to drive home I need a treat, but alas WHAt I cant spend any money! Life is stinky poo. I leave you with an Easter Poem.

Egg of life sitting in the sun
rotting, reekiong, bubbling
Egg of life what secrets do you hide
stank of fart perhaps?
Egg of life why do you taunt the children
Hide, Hidden, Hide

where have I been

seriously this blog is too much work sorry for no updates but I don't even know who's reading it! Shout out to VAL & Rachel my fellow Blog competitor. I have been traveling so much no real stories bc its whirlwind and when I get home all I want to do is catch up on TV and sleep1 I hope to have some B Day story news soon! Even the roommate hasn't been an asshole! go figure!@