sORRY

if anyone reads this sorry for not writing I've been busy, doing nothing special but still its something. The past 2 days I have laid by the pool and gone swimming. I am not drinking so I find that there are alot less options for me. I mean I don't feel like going to a bar or a club you know. I will not drink until 4/25 when I celebrate my bday here in FL, than of course when I get to NYC for my real B day! what else what else...OMG so I came across this story with some stupid lady in Berlin jumped into the Polar Bear exhibit and was swimming towards them and than they decided to take bits out of her ass. No one knows why she jumped in but she lived HOW dumb!

UGH

Im crashing so tired and still have to drive home I need a treat, but alas WHAt I cant spend any money! Life is stinky poo. I leave you with an Easter Poem.

Egg of life sitting in the sun
rotting, reekiong, bubbling
Egg of life what secrets do you hide
stank of fart perhaps?
Egg of life why do you taunt the children
Hide, Hidden, Hide

where have I been

seriously this blog is too much work sorry for no updates but I don't even know who's reading it! Shout out to VAL & Rachel my fellow Blog competitor. I have been traveling so much no real stories bc its whirlwind and when I get home all I want to do is catch up on TV and sleep1 I hope to have some B Day story news soon! Even the roommate hasn't been an asshole! go figure!@

Roomate Reort-This Just In~!

After being out all week in NYC, I ran into fatty today and mentioned how my door is coming off the hinge, well he told me its becasue I slam it so much and that he "no longer is going to take it", what do you think that means? He is pathetic. I leave Mondaty to Vegas so I just have to put up with him a littel longer, it must be sad to be him.

NYC -Show me the bright lights!

hey all I am in NYC again this week its been fun Monday with work but was able to get some fun afterwards, in my room right now relaxing. I was really excited I had my own massage chair in the room but I used it so much it hurts! haha oh well you better believe I will be using it tomorrow. stories to come I am sure, muah miss you all

SO buying THIS

I Don't know what they sell, but if its good enough for Lindsay its good enough for me!

Sometimes folks need to stop being stupid

so yeah Monday was pretty uneventful, just a long day of work stuff, nothing else though, hmmm sorry folks give me stuff to ponder

Workin in the workout Sunday Funday

So today was great! I did sleep until 1pm bc we went out last night and I got home at like 6:30am, I know crazy, its not usually like that but it was fun. So I get up and meet up with Danny and we play some tennis at his place. Tennis is my new thing! We sweat so much it was nasty, but agreed it was a great work out and we rewarded ourselves w Mexican food and margaritas!

Blonde Ambition Review-Shitacious

So I am THIS close to turning off Jessica Simpson's straight to DVD movie! The girl has shit for brains. I swear if I wasn't planning a nap this would turn off. Next up is Kill Bill!
I give this movie 1 star out of 5, the one is a pity point. Girls got to eat!

I'm in LOVE!!

ok so I woke up this morning had my coffee and went to the gym, yes I now go to the gym again!!! I love it! Why you ask bc I am seriously like the cutest person there! OMG no joke about 90% of the guys are old and gross, so I be rocking that place. The other 10% are actually cute, anyways where was I going with this, oh yeah, so I went to Bath & Body right by my house in this mall (oh so about the mall it has a Mervin's, TJ Max, Ross, and Old Navy in it, I live in a poor neighborhood don't I?). Anyway so I go to get a refill candle of my favorite scent Orange Ginger (tnx Tracey!),and I meet HIM, the one, Jason! He's like the guy that works the register and he HAS to be gay right? I mean he works there, he had gay face, and he was cute and nice, HAS to be. Anyway we made VERY little small talk but still I know its meant to be. Well imagine to my surprise when I opened the bag there was a coupon for a free gift w a purchase of $10, coincidence or did he too fall in love?

Watchmen Review-Almost UN-Watchable, ALMOST

HA ha do you see how I had that pun in the title, see the movie is called "Watchmen" so I was like, oh never mind. So Last night I went to see this movie. Hmmm, altho not shitacious and it didn't give my eye's diarrhea, I didn't exactly LOVE it. I actually red the Graphic novel and it did a good job of following it, a little too good, because the damn thing took me a week to read and I swear the movie felt that long. After trailers and all it was 3 hours! OK so what I liked. Yes there was penis, TON of penis. They showed his penis every chance they got. On the subject of men (men have penis') I was at the gym this morning looking all kinds of cute at 7am in my short gym shorts (I was working out legs, so you have to be able to see the muscles, DUH!) anyhooters, there was this guy, who was older and he was staring at me, I stared back, thought we had a moment but NO, even after doing some sexy squats near here, there was no actual speaking so I was like, "over you, I need a Mc Muffin!". Oh sorry back to the movie so yes you saw the blue guys penis. Right behind me this mother & son duo watched the film and it was creepy bc another thing about the movies is there is some pretty racy sex scenes. So in one sex scene like this owl guy is doing the girl hero and shes riding him on top, and than he lays her on her back and you can see his naked butt pushing in between her naked crotch, while she makes the "OOOOOh face!". I mean imagine watching that with your mom? Shit it was the only time he did stay quiet during the movie (he probably had a boner). So my review for this film is
2.5 out 5 stars, if it werent for the sex & cock shots, I woudl say just wait for DVD.

BUY THIS!

Has anyone tried this if it works let me know, I will buy it!

Please Weigh In!

Below are posted some questionable things tell me what you think?

Are these little boys extremely talented? or is this just wrong? I get a weird feeling inside allowing little boys to prance around like that!


Tell me you don't love those little things? Remember when you could get them in the Happy Meal? I had like ALL of them. I made my folks take me every Friday to get the new toy, I had it like that! Now the commercials are lame and so are the toys!


OK i have to admit I don't completely hate this. I think the girls did pretty well considering you cant tell they are poor, jk middle class, they had the nice red velvet curtains!. But it was very witty and I enjoyed. However do you think these bitches got their ass kicked by the real deal back in school? Also who would win in a Chola vs Chonga fight?


OK is this cute or what? This is the dog i want! But is it too gay? no no its just too cute!

Thursday nite and keepin it tight

Sorry no stories to share I think Im stayingin! Boo me!

UGH

So I am still at work and its 7:30pm! Plus I'm hungry1 Sorry I havent had much news bites but I promise in the wekes to come I am heading out to NYC than to Vegas! So expect adventures. Actually my calendar is COCO bananas for exanmple...
3/23-27 NYC
3/30-4 Vegas
4/13-6 Vegas AGAIN
4/27-5/3 NYC
5/6-8 DC
5/18-22 NYC
I have more dates than Britneys tour!

Palin Pains

So have you heard/read? So the one that got pregnant (out of wedlock) has ended her engagement (I'm sure it was their idea) to her baby daddy. Shocking I know I thought with all those morals and values and the help of Jesus, these 2 would have a chance! HMMM guess not.

Parents MONITOR your DAMN kids!

ok seriously I'm all for the young kids coming out and being who they are, BUT parents need to take away the webcams and camcorders from their kids or this will happen!

If I did this on camera my mom would smack the shit out of for looking a fool and embarrassing the family, NOT CUTE!

Guess Who?

I think my readers can figure it out! BC he is sue happy (no seriously he has told me he keeps a list of people he plans to sue-UGH\) so I will just post the link, Hay he keeps it public so its fair game right? OMG please be forewarned.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=79457466

The Roommate Report-Brr its cold in here

Ugh so he strikes again, my loser of a roommate with no life has found yet another thing to bitch about. in the 2 seconds that we passed each there he informed me he was "going to do his own thing with the ice!", meaning he would buy his own bag of ice for his drinks, see the man likes his things cold, drinks, room etc, I think its because hes built like a polar bear size, hair and all so he needs it to keep him cool! So I was like "OK fine I will buy my own bag, and there can be 2 bags in the freezer", he flipped and said no, it wont fit and it would overflow (fatty thought I meant i was going to put my bag of ice in his cube bowl-YES he has a cube bowl, and an ice cream bowl, do you see a trend food is his friend, HIS ONLY friend!) So basically my roommate was telling me I'm not allowed to have ice in the freezer, what an idiot I hate him. I called the landlord bc I am so close to moving out, and he asked me to compile a list of things he does here's a glimpse...This guy is a freak and I sleep with my door locked bc of it, READERS if I go missing have them X-ray his belly!
- Has told me numerous times I “like to slam doors”
- Has instructed me make sure to close doors immediately upon entering for fear of geckos coming in the house
- The AC runs 24/7 always cold in the house bc he likes it cold
- I can NOT place ice in his ice bucket
- Hid sink drains bc he is too lazy to removed them when washing dishes and doesn’t want to stick his hands in the “gross” water
- Will not put away clean dishes
- Barked at me for moving the chlorine tanks and told me “to ask before I do something”
- Has texted me to come in “extra quietly” because he has tests
- Make unwanted sexual comments to my friends
- Barked at me for using his “ice cream bowl”
- Has instructed me to turn off porch light if home because wasted electricity, Yet he runs the AC non stop and runs a fan in his room, when I mentioned that he said it was different.
- After not washing my dish immediately upon finishing he asked me if I could clean it bc he doesn’t like going to bed with dirty dishes.

Happy B-Day Pisces!

Want to give special shout out to my March B-Day buddies!!
Kenny had a bad ass party at least according to the pictures!
Moe is doing the Disney things and a brunch
and Rachel for the first time In a long time is doing something for the big 3-0! I wish I could be there for all 3 but alas I am quarantine on America's penis which sounds much better I assure you. I remember meeting Kenny some odd 5 years ago when he was into Britney Spears & choreography (not much has changed), I've know Rachel since LMU days when we would torture her roommates cats (Online web cats, not the real deal), and Moe I've know for like 18 years when she WAS besties w my cousin. OH HAPPY BDAY TO ALL! Some facts about Pisces
*Two fish are associated with your Zodiac Sign. You are generous, caring, and kind. However, you tend to be more concerned about other people's problems than your own. You are not a decisive person and may change your mind many times. You are also a follower, but you do not always choose good leaders. Because of your good qualities, you are popular with many types of people, but when you are secretive you drive these friends away. Weak concentration skills can get you into trouble at school.